Those K-pop idols that look like threatening cold blooded killers you’d run into in a dark alleyway but in reality they’re sugary gumdrop princesses mixed with dash of awkward.
When you’re out in public with friends and it’s cold outside
oh my god! you’re straight? i never would have guessed. you just seem so nice and pleasant and thoughtful; not at all like the other straights i’ve met
Fake Pockets: A How To
life hurts more if you’ve never masturbated
I think you’re cute
cute as in I wanna hear what you sound like while experiencing an orgasm